the xs files

let me be your pinecone

Oct 22

someone just advised me to make my own vanilla extract using rum

and I had to be like why in the world would I do that if there is whiskey or scotch available? what a truly comparatively terrible idea.

what I’m trying to say is, obviously all of my friends are getting a dozen of vanilla whiskey pumpkin spice oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for Christmas. congratulations.