In episode 1, season 2 of 30 rock when they’re on the yacht and Kenneth takes a bite of sushi all hopeful like but then spits it out into his napkin like “oh God this is so unpleasant why have you done this to me” …… that is how I feel every time I try to eat sushi
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant Same
Talk to me about crazy town banana pants
The only reason I want to lose weight is so that my leather pants fit better. I’m actually fine with the way I look, I just can’t afford to buy a new pair of leather pants.
Alcohol: the lifetime movie of beverages
You are, at once, both the quiet and the confusion of my heart.– Franz Kafka (via larmoyante)
The notion that science and spirituality are somehow mutually exclusive does a...– Carl Sagan (via etheria)